El escocés errante en Fuerteventura y La Palma, en inglés y español.
Sunday, December 6
COMMUNICADO DE PRENSA ASAMBLEA GENERAL EXTRAORDINARIA DEL C.D.CORRALEJO.
El pasado viernes 27 de noviembre en el domicilio social del C.D. Corralejo. Tuvo lugar la Asamblea General Extraordinario de nuestra entidad, para convocar elecciones por la finalización del mandato del actual Presidente.
A la misma asistieron una veintena de socios, los cuales aprobaron por unanimidad las normas electorales y el calendario electoral, que ha quedado establecido de la siguiente manera-
Del 07 al 12 de diciembre Exposición de la lista de socios en el tablón de anuncios del domicilio social del club.
Del 14 al 17 de diciembre impugnaciones al censo.
En este punto hay que recordar que para tener derecho al voto hay que estar al día en el abono de la cuota que se puede hacer efectivo hasta el 5 de diciembre.
Partir del 17 de diciembre exposición del censo electoral definitivo.
Desde el 18 de diciembre hasta el 3 de enero de 2010 (12 días hábiles) Presentación de candidaturas.
Desde el 04 hasta el 09 de enero. Resolución de validez de candidaturas y proclamación definitiva de las mismas.
Elección el domingo 16 de enero de 2010 de 12 a 16h.
En Corralejo, a 30 de noviembre de 2009
El PRESIDENTE en funciones
Fdo-Jesús Perdomo Umpierrez
A la misma asistieron una veintena de socios, los cuales aprobaron por unanimidad las normas electorales y el calendario electoral, que ha quedado establecido de la siguiente manera-
Del 07 al 12 de diciembre Exposición de la lista de socios en el tablón de anuncios del domicilio social del club.
Del 14 al 17 de diciembre impugnaciones al censo.
En este punto hay que recordar que para tener derecho al voto hay que estar al día en el abono de la cuota que se puede hacer efectivo hasta el 5 de diciembre.
Partir del 17 de diciembre exposición del censo electoral definitivo.
Desde el 18 de diciembre hasta el 3 de enero de 2010 (12 días hábiles) Presentación de candidaturas.
Desde el 04 hasta el 09 de enero. Resolución de validez de candidaturas y proclamación definitiva de las mismas.
Elección el domingo 16 de enero de 2010 de 12 a 16h.
En Corralejo, a 30 de noviembre de 2009
El PRESIDENTE en funciones
Fdo-Jesús Perdomo Umpierrez
Tuesday, December 1
Yaaaarrrrooo
I had alighted from my Sunday morning guagua, Pozos, and hopefully football bound, to discover the match had been put back to 12.30 thus I was far too early., when a terrible tourist twosome seized on this unfortunate Scot.
Can we follow you? Said the female Billy Bunter lookalike, all that was missing was a yarooooooooooo, which this Scot felt sure was just around the corner…
The temptation was of course to invite them on my odyssey toward the centre of the town...and you know how the next syntax exchange would go.
Female Billy Bunter “Where are you going?”
Scottish Guy “The bank, and then breakfast.”
FBB..”Yarrrrooooooo , you didn’t say that.”
SG “You didn’t ask”
FBB “Were lost now.”
SG “Never mind. The airports that way.”
Etc….But no, the tourists friend, that’s me. , or is that casualty magnet?
Question- Do the large serpent tattoos on my upper arms give away the fact that I am an English speaker? FBB opined in the positive.
While for my part I considered she to be German, or perhaps Austrian, such was the cut of her extra large, Lederhosen without the leder, shorts without the …short, blond pleated hair, national health specs …visual red herrings. Ugly, with silliness.
“We re from Bradford.” She offered a further conversational nugget ….huffing and puffing red faced, as we circumnavigated Pozos. Her partner keeping a safe distance behind what appeared to have frighteningly become a duo…..she and me ...eeeeekkk and I was concerned about street cred, although I may not have much, to be spotted with FBB would become street crud.
Ye Gods.
"Lucky you. Fuerteventura –Bradford- Fuerteventura …tough call. Anyway, the other side of the steps is the taquilla, sorry ticket office… I doubt if it will be open yet, it may not open at all. Have fun.”
FBB “Where are you going?”
SG “The bank, and then breakfast.”
Been here…………….
Can we follow you? Said the female Billy Bunter lookalike, all that was missing was a yarooooooooooo, which this Scot felt sure was just around the corner…
The temptation was of course to invite them on my odyssey toward the centre of the town...and you know how the next syntax exchange would go.
Female Billy Bunter “Where are you going?”
Scottish Guy “The bank, and then breakfast.”
FBB..”Yarrrrooooooo , you didn’t say that.”
SG “You didn’t ask”
FBB “Were lost now.”
SG “Never mind. The airports that way.”
Etc….But no, the tourists friend, that’s me. , or is that casualty magnet?
Question- Do the large serpent tattoos on my upper arms give away the fact that I am an English speaker? FBB opined in the positive.
While for my part I considered she to be German, or perhaps Austrian, such was the cut of her extra large, Lederhosen without the leder, shorts without the …short, blond pleated hair, national health specs …visual red herrings. Ugly, with silliness.
“We re from Bradford.” She offered a further conversational nugget ….huffing and puffing red faced, as we circumnavigated Pozos. Her partner keeping a safe distance behind what appeared to have frighteningly become a duo…..she and me ...eeeeekkk and I was concerned about street cred, although I may not have much, to be spotted with FBB would become street crud.
Ye Gods.
"Lucky you. Fuerteventura –Bradford- Fuerteventura …tough call. Anyway, the other side of the steps is the taquilla, sorry ticket office… I doubt if it will be open yet, it may not open at all. Have fun.”
FBB “Where are you going?”
SG “The bank, and then breakfast.”
Been here…………….
Sunday, November 29
Friday, November 27
X FACTOR X
She wore a crushed countenance resembling damaged furniture, thanks in no little part to the removal of all adult front teeth which appeared fashionable at a certain period in time, …the concave facial look was expected, if perverse. But when the hacking cough gave way to a Liverpool accent, this Scot was none too surprised.
“X Factor on Saturday, cant miss that.” Cough cough….gob, light up.
Her wizened partner nodded appreciatively, but it was at female determination to arrive at destination Emphysema as quickly as possible, rather than any proposed weekend viewing schedule, which gained his admiration.
Cough
Splutter
Gob
Meanwhile back at the supermercado, which I have always regarded more entertaining than Factor X or X Factor, or whatever; there is a large, and one time powerful man with his diminutive almost squeaky partner.
At the checkout, crouching to speak to the cashier, who could not have been much younger than him, he raises his voice and speaks to her as if she is a child.
“THANKYOU VERY MUCH”
She grins indulgently for the umpteenth time in a cashing career that has introduced her to new levels of boredom and tolerance.
Zzzzaannkyoooo meestir
“X Factor on Saturday, cant miss that.” Cough cough….gob, light up.
Her wizened partner nodded appreciatively, but it was at female determination to arrive at destination Emphysema as quickly as possible, rather than any proposed weekend viewing schedule, which gained his admiration.
Cough
Splutter
Gob
Meanwhile back at the supermercado, which I have always regarded more entertaining than Factor X or X Factor, or whatever; there is a large, and one time powerful man with his diminutive almost squeaky partner.
At the checkout, crouching to speak to the cashier, who could not have been much younger than him, he raises his voice and speaks to her as if she is a child.
“THANKYOU VERY MUCH”
She grins indulgently for the umpteenth time in a cashing career that has introduced her to new levels of boredom and tolerance.
Zzzzaannkyoooo meestir
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