BLACK CAT WALKING

A limp handshake signalled….”warning warning… insincerity alert”, the owner of the proffered mano, a ducker and diver by reputation.

I wanted to use this all too common cameo interaction in colour on my radio show but quite how to translate into audio entertainment …..seemed for the time being at least, belonging only to the realms of imagination.

Reaching into a cache of lies a giant yet almost plausible untruth was pulled into the dusty half daylight ………………..and almost screwing up everything that held in importance for most of a fairly limited existence.

A guide to inconsiderate and selfish people…in fact every quality I possess

A speculative black tom cat wandered across the yellowing yellow pages of a tired life searching for something …anything….driving lessons, office furniture, flicking pages and flicking a tail at society

He too had been taking lessons in insincerity ……………pppppprrrrrrrrrrr if only he could shake hands………………

Fairly unattractive in a general way.